Hi. My name is Piers Karsenbarg and I’m an… oh wait that’s wrong. Seriously
though, I’m always the first to admit that my name is fairly unusual. It’s
even got to the stage where if someone asks me what my name is, I just go
right ahead and spell it, because I know they’ll get it wrong. Generally
spelling it something along the lines of Pierce Carsenberg.
Anyway (and there was a point to this) that was all a big lead up to me